The Couch • No VIP • No Kits • Secure Boot ✓
The Couch is a vanilla server with two rules: no pay-to-win and no cheaters. Nothing is for sale (no VIP, kits, or donations), and Rust Secure Mode — TPM 2.0 + Secure Boot — keeps cheaters out. • Map wipe every Thursday at 11:00 AM PT (18:00 UTC) • Blueprint wipe monthly at force-wipe • Player names hidden from BattleMetrics • Zero tolerance for racism, antisemitism, harassment, and slurs • Hosted on a dedicated server, US West rs001L)5dsqskMQ{u0rAi400<nw